Good morning , I hope you are in fine fettle and that you have a good day ahead. Once I have emptied the cold smokers and got back to Pattisson Towers for lunch I have promised Stan that we will play all the games and do all the jigsaws he was lucky enough to receive for his birthday which was on Thursday and saw him “become a man” apparently at the ripe old age of 6?! I have also promised to set up a race track for his remote control cars which he received from his godmother and his godfather (never has a boy been so spoilt!). His eldest sister Nancy is fast becoming the grumpiest person in Christendom as she tuts, sighs, glares and complains bitterly with the smallest mouth imaginable about the noise the cars make on the wooden floor! On that basis alone it’s going to be a huge figure of 8 track that utilises every bit of wooden floor available!
As the pressure builds here so the techniques used by the crew to keep calm and carry on become more varied and dare one say more odd. On the whole most of the team resort to significantly increased sugar intake via Jelly babies, fruit Pastels, chocolate orange, red bull (in Amber’s case) and tangerines in mine (my body is a temple). However I didnt know whether to call for medical assistance for Young Steph or just join her when I discovered her sat in the lotus position on the trolley as it rolled slowly across the car park on Friday afternoon! I know I ask a lot of my team but even I wondered if I had simply pushed them too far when I discovered this. Obviously before expressing my concern I took a photo to share with you today !
I must away as our newly six year old son has already insisted his mother text me three times and demand to know where I am as apparently according to him I am “already late and so unreliable”. In all honesty I think it is best he discovers as early as possible the truth about me as it will surely soften the constant blows of disappointment in later life if he does!
I hope you have a restful Sunday and remember yoga positions on a moving trolley across a car park with a significant slope in it is likely to have a painful end!
Don’t forget to order in time for your 10% off by tomorrow night.
My very, very best regards
Jess
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